Sunday, May 6, 2007

So Much Boredom, So Much Time

I'm not getting any fun stuff to do lately. After I went on that little spree, the worst danger I've been in was a 72 year old man threatening to beat me up.

And I wasn't even superheroing. I was at work and a customer had a complaint.

I've been prowling around town, looking for the Karate Kid so I can beat him up without him cheating with his stupid poisoned darts, but I can't find him anywhere.

I stood by the river and called Willie's name, but he never came out.

I briefly considered breaking The Grim Creeper and SREAM-O out of prison so I could see if I could fight them both at the same time, but then I realized if I helped two supervillains escape from prison, the cops might think we were in cahoots. The last thing I need is a bunch of other superheroes coming after me.

No more sightings of the Iris Pirate here in town, either. I checked around with some people and others saw her during those two and a half weeks when my friend was in town...

I'm almost positive they're the same person, but I don't know how to go about asking her...

It doesn't matter.

I'm going to go see Spider-Man in Evansville tonight, and I think, if I can get away from my friend, I'll go on a quick patrol in the BIG CITY just for kicks.

Okay! Hup ho and awaaaay!

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