Jesus! It's been a long time since I've updated this thing.
Going on patrol is harder than ever because I've got my girlfriend living with me now. I have to wait until she's asleep to go on patrol, or I have to go while she's at work. Luckily I think beating Jiftofen scared any potential supervillains away for the time being. I've always had this paranoid delusion that all the supervillains in Indiana hang out together and they're all whispering about me.
"He took down Jiftofen! That guy had a BLIMP!"
"Yeah, better not mess with the Punchernaut!"
Man, that'd be so cool.
More about my girlfriend: I'm starting to lose the notion that she might be the Iris Pirate. At first it made sense, especially when the Iris Pirate started showing up in town after she moved back, but my girlfriend is always in bed when I get home from patrol, whether I saw the Iris Pirate that night or not. She can't be in two places at once...
But damned if the Pirate didn't start showing up when my girlfriend moved into town. I can't really shake it.
I'm sorry, friends, but I haven't gone on any adventures or anything. No supervillains. Even very few smalltime crooks. It's pathetic here.
I guess that's a good thing.
Even though I'm bored.
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