Ridiculous

I was running late for work and forgot to grab my costume on the way out. I've got my eyepatch in my pocket, though. That's SOMETHING, and I guess it's all I need.

Normally it's not such a big deal. I've gone on emergencies from the grocery store in a t-shirt and jeans tons of times. As long as I've got the eyepatch, I'm solid.

But today I'm wearing this horrible Hawaiian shirt and a lei. If I have to run out of work to save the world, or at least the town, I'll look absolutely ridiculous.

It's too early in my career to be a laughingstock.

For once in my life I'm hoping I don't have to fight.

Anybody who'd want to figh me tonight probably wouldn't need it.

They'd just die laughing.

Mahalo.